Things YOU think are HILAROUS

Ever had that moment where you see/hear somthing funny and are still laughing about it 5 millon years later and cry when you hear it ,its that funny?Well post 'em here.Whether its a bad joke,a hilarous story,video or anything that YOU think is Hilarous.

Three of mine:

What did the apple say to the pear?
NOTHING 'cos it cant talk!

At school in maths I sit next to a boy called Ryan who always goes 'Yeh Man' which is HILAROUS.So he picked up the table in the middle of silence and shouted 'Yeh Man'.

In Games,we have a really strict teacher and somone dared Ryan to shout 'Yeh man' in a hall which REALLY echos.He shouted it and the teacher didn't hear!So he shouted it again (10X LOUDER) and straight away went 'Who was that?!'.

Hmm, I'll try and think of the funniest thing I've ever seen/ done..

In 04 when I was at Wild Wood with my friend Bruce a seagull flew in and grabbed his hotdog while he was eating