Funniest joke

So let's see, who has the funniest joke?

Three guys get captured by a tribe in South America. The leader of the tribe goes up to them and says "Bring back tn of one type of fruit." A while later, one guy returns with ten coconuts. The leader then says "Put them up your but without changing your facial expression or we will kill you." The first guy gets to six but then winces and gets killed. The second guy comes back with berrys. The same intructions are givin to him and he gets to nine and then laughs. Up in heaven, the first guy asks the second guy "Why did you laugh?, you were so close." "Because" the second guy says "the third guy was coming back with pineapples."

Gahahaha!

Omz, that was Hilarious!

I got another one:

In this banque que there was this bored seven year old and his mum. Right infront of them was a quite obese women. The child says "My god she is fat." The women glares at the child and his mum tells him to be nice. The child streches his arms apart, "I bet her bottom is THIS big." he almost yells. The women glares at the child even more and the mum tells him off. Then, the womens pager starts beeping. The child screams "OH MY GOD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SHE'S REVERSING!"

Is this one any good?

Major wrote:I got another one:

In this banque que there was this bored seven year old and his mum. Right infront of them was a quite obese women. The child says "My god she is fat." The women glares at the child and his mum tells him to be nice. The child streches his arms apart, "I bet her bottom is THIS big." he almost yells. The women glares at the child even more and the mum tells him off. Then, the womens pager starts beeping. The child screams "OH MY GOD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SHE'S REVERSING!"

Is this one any good?

HAH.

Right, well, this is quite an old one but it is still pretty funny.


Three guys who had just robbed a bank were walking down the streets pretty drunk. A police man stopped them. One guy whispered "We need to give false names." "Brilliant idea." the others said. The police man walks up to them and says "What are your names?" The first guy replys "My name is...." he looks around "Mr. Debenhams." The second guy replys "My name is...." he looks around "Mr. McDonnald." The third guy (who was extremmly drunk) looks around and says "My name is.....Mr. Kuntucky fried chicken!"

LOL XD

I still think this is funny...

What did the apple say to the pear?

NOTHING,because it can't talk.

Chaniii, you're very easily amused.

All my jokes are offensive .

Same...but I laugh alot..

Why does Piglet have no friends?

I laugh too much, if you spent a day with me and recorded every sound I made, 3/4 of it would be laughing. Unless it's Thursday. I hate Thursdays.

Same anyway..

Why does Piglet have no friends?

Chaniii wrote:Same anyway..

Why does Piglet have no friends?

I don't know, why?

Because he plays with POO/POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chaniii wrote:Because he plays with POO/POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.o Ok Channay xD Very pleasent and ladylike .

Don't I know!

More jokes?

This is random but I still like it.

There are two muffins in a microwave. One says "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The other one goes "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

This is quite funny.

Three guys are on top of the Empire State building. One guy goes "If you drink three beers, you can job off the building and will be able to fly around it twice without falling." The second guy goes "No you can't you stupid twit."
To prove his point, the first guy drinks three beers and jumps off and flys around and comes back. The second guy goes "Wow, I'm gonna try that." And so he does, which results in him falling to his death. The third guy goes "Bloody hell superman, stop being such a drunk git!"

Major wrote:This is random but I still like it.

There are two muffins in a microwave. One says "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The other one goes "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

This is quite funny.

Three guys are on top of the Empire State building. One guy goes "If you drink three beers, you can job off the building and will be able to fly around it twice without falling." The second guy goes "No you can't you stupid twit."
To prove his point, the first guy drinks three beers and jumps off and flys around and comes back. The second guy goes "Wow, I'm gonna try that." And so he does, which results in him falling to his death. The third guy goes "Bloody hell superman, stop being such a drunk git!"

I absoloutely fell over laughing at that xD!!.

I have one:

There were two normal people and a total idiot stranded on an island.

The first person swam away about ten miles, got tired and drowned.

The second swam away about thirteen miles, got tired and drowned.

The stupid person swam away about fifteen miles, got tired and swum back.

xP

An Irish-man, a French-man and a Scots-man are stuck on a island. They find a magic lamp, they rub it a genie appears and grants them all one wish. "I wish to be home with my family." says the Scots-man. "Me too." says the French-man. The Irish-man goes, "I'm kinda lonely, could I get my friends back?"

I think I've got a good joke..