Ruin a Wish

Granted, but you suck.

I wish for a very small gun

Granted, but it turns into a hamster.

I wish I could play the drums.

Granted but you suck so bad you break the drum kit (not in a cool way)

I wish I had hamster food for my new hamster (thank you Pois)

Granted, but the hamster food's poisonous, and kills your hamster.

I wish I could drive.

Granted, but you crash and die.

I wish my hamster could come back to life.

Granted, but it dies as soon as it comes back to life.

I wish I owned a shop.

Granted, but no-one buys anything.

I wish Muse did a gig with Metallica in Scotland.

Granted, but they don't show up.

I wish I could swim.

Granted but you swim so much, you drown.

I wish for Ian to come back to life.

Granted but he forgets everything : P

I wish for this forum to have a flash game

Granted, but it doesnt work.

I wish I was a mod.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish Kentaro was banned.

Granted, but he multis.

I wish I was never banned.

Granted, but you get permabanned.

I wish I had an office.

Granted but the office has no electricity

You forgot to put a wish.

I wish for a big plane that wont crash.

Granted, but it's a toy plane.

I wish I owned a business.

Granted but it burns to the ground.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted, but you get shot by a hunter.

I wish I was a hunter.

Granted, but in Soviet Rusiia, hunters shoot themselves, guess where you got trasported to?

I wish all war would stop.

Granted, but terrorists will kill us all :O

I wish Kentaro Land was back (it was burned by poison)

Granted, but I burn it again.

I wish that Taco wouldn't wear a man thong.

Granted but i looks like crap (can i say crap ?)

I wish that Poison woulding burn Kentaro Land this time

Admin edit: crap is ok.

Granted.But Poison would burn YOU.

I wish I was Chaniii.

Granted, but you're a boy.

I wish I could fly.